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<blockquote data-quote="choppe" data-source="post: 10013212" data-attributes="member: 59712"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility…</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘Officer — who provided this description?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘Yes sir, I do.’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘Yes sir.’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Green">Q: ‘Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A: ‘You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.</span></span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="choppe, post: 10013212, member: 59712"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=DarkRed]If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility… [/COLOR] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘Officer — who provided this description?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘Yes sir, I do.’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘Yes sir.’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Green]Q: ‘Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]A: ‘You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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