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<blockquote data-quote="SHASHIKHAN2" data-source="post: 2962025" data-attributes="member: 1398"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">And asked him the following questions:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Have you any grounds"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">It's made of concrete "I don't think you understand. Does either of you</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Have a real grudge"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"No, we have carport, and not need one".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I mean, what are your relations like?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"All my relations still in Poland ".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Does your wife beat you up"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"No, I always up before her".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Is your wife a nagger"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"No, she white".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"Why do you want this divorce"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"She going to kill me".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"What makes you think that"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"I got proof".</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"What kind of proof"?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SHASHIKHAN2, post: 2962025, member: 1398"] [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, And asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds"? "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home". "No, I meant what is the foundation of this case"? It's made of concrete "I don't think you understand. Does either of you Have a real grudge"? "No, we have carport, and not need one". I mean, what are your relations like? "All my relations still in Poland ". "Is there any infidelity in your marriage"? "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player". "Does your wife beat you up"? "No, I always up before her". "Is your wife a nagger"? "No, she white". "Why do you want this divorce"? "She going to kill me". "What makes you think that"? "I got proof". "What kind of proof"? "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in Bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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