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Message: <blockquote data-quote="killing machine" data-source="post: 11234165" data-attributes="member: 362804"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Polish Divorce</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: Have you any grounds?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: It made of concrete.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: No, we have carport, and not need one.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: I mean. What are your relations like?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: All my relations still in Poland .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: Does your wife beat you up?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: No, I always up before her.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: Is your wife a nagger?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: No, she white.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: Why do you want this divorce?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: She going to kill me.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: What makes you think that?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: I got proof.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">L: What kind of proof?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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