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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Hellbuster" data-source="post: 1043" data-attributes="member: 10">A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a yearor so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on verywell. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him "very quick".The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on thecircumstances and asked him the following questions:LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never reallyneeded one."LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."LAWYER:"Isthere any infidelity in your marriage?"POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions isyes."LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?POLE: NO, she white.LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?POLE: SHE going to kill me.LAWYER: What makes you think that?POLE: I got proof.LAWYER: What kind of proof?POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and puton shelf in bathroom.I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".</blockquote>

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