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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 30154919" data-attributes="member: 562115">Elections are around the corner.  So, here are some witty & pithy quotes to both humour you & show you the reality. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy    :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" />Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor & campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."I offered my opponents a deal:  "If they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them."~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country._~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politicianInstead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold in 1924 Paris Olympics)We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to the public office.~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.~Plato, ancient Greek PhilosopherPoliticians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev, Soviet Russian politicianWhen I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president; I'm beginning to believe it.~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defence' by Irving Stone.Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out & buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton, American actor/writerWhat happens if a politician drowns in a river?That is pollution....What happens if all of them drown?That is a solution  ....!!!Have a fruitful week ahead!............... <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite18" alt=":ROFLMAO:" title="ROFL    :ROFLMAO:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":ROFLMAO:" /></blockquote>

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