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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ranga31" data-source="post: 44316" data-attributes="member: 1421">George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hellwhere the devil is waiting for him."I'm not sure what to do," says the devil."You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have tostay here, I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got threefolks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, butyou have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a largepool of water.He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate inhell."No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don'tthink I could do that all day long."The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, timeafter time."No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder.I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,commented George.The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying onthe floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in aspread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what shedoes best.George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,"Yeah, I can handle this."The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"</blockquote>

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