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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 48037" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: center">What Did the Doctor Say?</p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></em></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://funnies.com/villagepics/doctor4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: center">A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. </p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p 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