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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4001891" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A Priest died and was awaiting his turn at Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him was a guy, smartly dressed, with dark sun glasses, a colorful, silk shirt, leather jacket & jeans. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God asked him: Please tell me who are you and what you did on Earth, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The young man replied: “My name is Pandu, I was a driver in Chennai !”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God consulted his ledger, smiled and said to Pandu, “Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now it was the priest’s turn.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000">[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]<p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The priest stood straight and spoke out in a booming voice: I am the Pope’s Assistant and was the Head Priest of the Church for the last 40 years. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">God consulted his ledger & said to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven …</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">‘Just a minute,’ says the astonished Priest. ‘How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and I, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name &</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">goodness, has to wear these Cotton robes?’</p><p></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">‘Results my friend, results,’ shrugs God.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">‘While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED.</span></p> </p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000080">[/FONT]</p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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