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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fly with me" data-source="post: 8135529" data-attributes="member: 271698"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A  Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a  short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex  life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard  from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">It said: "Good till the last drop”.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a  week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a  whole month, a card finally arrived.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom fainted !!!!</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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