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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DarkPrince" data-source="post: 904212" data-attributes="member: 48110"><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">A woman called to make reservations, "I want to</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York ."</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent said : "Are you sure that's the</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have ?" replied the customer.</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">After some searching, the agent came back with : "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone </span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">knows where it is. "Check your map !" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">finally offered : "You don't mean Buffalo , do you ?"</span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">"That's it ! <span style="color: red">I knew it was a big animal</span>."</span></p><p> <span style="color: darkolivegreen"></span></p><p> <span style="color: darkolivegreen"></span></p><p> <span style="color: darkolivegreen"></span></p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen"></span><span style="color: mediumturquoise"> A business man called and had a question about</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After a</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">lengthy discussion about passports. I reminded him</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">that he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">required a visa. When I told him this, he said, "Look, I've been to China</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise">four times, <span style="color: red">and every time they have accepted my American Express</span>."</span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"></span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"><span style="color: #400000"><span style="color: plum">A woman called and said, " I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"><span style="color: #400000"><span style="color: plum">computer planes. " I asked if she meant to fly to <span style="color: red">Pensacola on a commuter plane.</span> She</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"><span style="color: #400000"><span style="color: plum">said, " Yeah, whatever</span>."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"></span></p><p><span style="color: mediumturquoise"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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