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<blockquote data-quote="tharuolive" data-source="post: 9467035" data-attributes="member: 317605"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> In a second grade sex education class, a little girl </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">asks,</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"> The teacher asks, <span style="color: Blue">"How old is your mother?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The little girl says, <span style="color: Red">"Forty."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The teacher says, <span style="color: Blue">"Yes, your mother could get pregnant."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Blue"></span>The little girl asks, "<span style="color: Red">Can my big sister get pregnant?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px">The teacher asks, <span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">"How old is your sister?"</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px">The little girl answers, <span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">"Nineteen."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px">The teacher says, <span style="color: Blue">"Oh my yes, your sister certainly could </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Blue">get pregnant."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px">The little girl asks,<span style="color: Red"> "Can I get pregnant?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The teacher asks, <span style="color: Blue">"How old are you?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The little girl says, <span style="color: Red">"I'm seven years ! ! old."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The teacher says, <span style="color: Blue">"No, you can't get pregnant."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px">The <span style="color: DarkRed">little boy behind the little girl</span> gives her a poke </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">And says,</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Magenta">"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tharuolive, post: 9467035, member: 317605"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkRed"] In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"[/COLOR] The teacher asks, [COLOR="Blue"]"How old is your mother?"[/COLOR] The little girl says, [COLOR="Red"]"Forty."[/COLOR] The teacher says, [COLOR="Blue"]"Yes, your mother could get pregnant." [/COLOR]The little girl asks, "[COLOR="Red"]Can my big sister get pregnant?"[/COLOR] The teacher asks, [COLOR="Red"][COLOR="Blue"]"How old is your sister?"[/COLOR][/COLOR] The little girl answers, [COLOR="Blue"][COLOR="Red"]"Nineteen."[/COLOR][/COLOR] The teacher says, [COLOR="Blue"]"Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."[/COLOR] The little girl asks,[COLOR="Red"] "Can I get pregnant?"[/COLOR] The teacher asks, [COLOR="Blue"]"How old are you?"[/COLOR] The little girl says, [COLOR="Red"]"I'm seven years ! ! old."[/COLOR] The teacher says, [COLOR="Blue"]"No, you can't get pregnant."[/COLOR] The [COLOR="DarkRed"]little boy behind the little girl[/COLOR] gives her a poke And says, [COLOR="Magenta"]"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."[/COLOR] [/SIZE]:rofl::P:rofl::P [/QUOTE]
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