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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mutantlast" data-source="post: 3281377" data-attributes="member: 115180"><p><strong><span style="color: red">PRICELESS  WORDS</span></strong><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">A husband wakes up at  home with a huge hangover.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">He forces himself to open his eyes, and the  first thing he sees</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the  side table.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean  and</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">pressed. He looks around the room and sees that</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">it is in  perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">He takes the  aspirins and notices a note on the table.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">"Honey, breakfast is on the  table, I left early to go grocery shopping.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Love You!"</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Totally  shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">sure enough there is a  hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">His son is also at the table,  eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">His son says, "Well,  you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Broke some crockery,  puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">when you stumbled into  the door". Confused, the man asks,</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">"So, why is everything in order and so  clean, and</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">breakfast is on the table waiting for me?</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">I should  expect a big quarrel with her!"</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom  dragged you to the bedroom,</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">and when she tried to take your clothes n  shoes off,</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">you said,</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M  MARRIED!"</span><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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