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<blockquote data-quote="fawzar" data-source="post: 4340466" data-attributes="member: 124791"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">NOT A STORY BUT A </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">TRUE INCIDENT </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A Pakistani man walks into a bank in </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">New York City and asks for the loan officer. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The bank officer tells him that the bank </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">will need some form of security for the loan, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">so the Pakistani man hands over the keys </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and documents of new Ferrari parked </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">on the street in front of the bank. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He produces the title and everything checks out. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The loan officer agrees to accept </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the car as collateral for the loan. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The bank's president and its officers </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">all enjoy a good laugh at the Pakistani. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">for using a <span style="color: DarkRed">$250,000</span> Ferrari </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">as collateral against a <span style="color: DarkRed">$5,000</span> loan. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">An employee of the bank then </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">drives the Ferrari into the bank's </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">underground garage and parks it there. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">repays the $5,000 and the interest, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">which comes to $15.41. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The loan officer says, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and this transaction has worked out very nicely, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but we are a little puzzled. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">While you were away, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Pakistani replies: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Where else in New York City can I park my car </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">for two weeks for only $15.41 </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">and expect it to be there when I return'" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ah, the mind of the Pakistani..</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fawzar, post: 4340466, member: 124791"] [SIZE="4"]NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pakistani. for using a [COLOR="DarkRed"]$250,000[/COLOR] Ferrari as collateral against a [COLOR="DarkRed"]$5,000[/COLOR] loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ? The Pakistani replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the mind of the Pakistani..[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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