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<blockquote data-quote="nash123456789" data-source="post: 2154955" data-attributes="member: 96014"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Mahinda all died and went to hell. Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England , I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is </span></span>[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]<span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">m</span></span>[/FONT]<span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> doing there" So she called and spoke for about 5 minutes. Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!??? ?" and she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "Me too, I wanna phone the USA , I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and spoke for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!! !???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> </span></span><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Mahinda was extremely jealous too. He started screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka ! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he spoke for about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahinda screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES?????? "The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nash123456789, post: 2154955, member: 96014"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Mahinda all died and went to hell. Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England , I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman, Times][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]m[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] doing there" So she called and spoke for about 5 minutes. Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!??? ?" and she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "Me too, I wanna phone the USA , I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and spoke for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!! !???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][LEFT][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Mahinda was extremely jealous too. He started screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka ! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he spoke for about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahinda screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES?????? "The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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