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<blockquote data-quote="nash123456789" data-source="post: 2154955" data-attributes="member: 96014">Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Mahinda all died and went&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to hell. Queen&nbsp; Elizabeth said:&nbsp; &quot;I miss England , I would be&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; pleased to&nbsp; phone England and see how everybody&nbsp; is [FONT=Times New Roman, Times]m[/FONT] doing there&quot;&nbsp; So she&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; called and&nbsp; spoke&nbsp; for about 5 minutes. Then she said:&nbsp; &quot;Well&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; devil, how much&nbsp; do I owe you?&quot; The devil : &quot;A million&nbsp; pounds&quot; .&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;A million&nbsp; pounds!!!??? ?&quot; and she made him a cheque and went to sit&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; back on her chair. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Bush was so jealous, he started screaming,&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Me too, I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wanna phone the USA , I wanna see how everybody is&nbsp; doing too. So&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He called and spoke for about 2 minutes, then he said:&nbsp; &quot;Well ,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; devil how much do I owe you?&quot; The devil :&quot;Two million dollars&quot;. &quot;Two&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; million dollars!!!!! !???&quot; and he&nbsp; made him a cheque and went to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sit back on his chair. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Mahinda was extremely&nbsp; jealous too. He started screaming and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; screaming &quot;I also want to phone Srilanka ! I want to&nbsp; see how&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&nbsp; want to talk to everybody&quot;. He called Srilanka&nbsp; and was&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; talking non stop - he spoke for about&nbsp; twenty hours. Then he&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; said: &quot;Well, devil, how much do I&nbsp; owe you?&quot; The devil :&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Ten&nbsp;&nbsp; rupees.....only ten rupees.&quot; Mahinda screamed &quot;ONLY&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; TEN&nbsp; RUPEES?????? &quot;The devil says, &quot;Well, from hell to hell, it's a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; local Call&quot;.!!! </blockquote>

[QUOTE="nash123456789, post: 2154955, member: 96014"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Mahinda all died and went to hell. Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England , I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman, Times][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]m[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] doing there" So she called and spoke for about 5 minutes. Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!??? ?" and she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "Me too, I wanna phone the USA , I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and spoke for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!! !???" and he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][LEFT][SIZE=5][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Mahinda was extremely jealous too. He started screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka ! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody". He called Srilanka and was talking non stop - he spoke for about twenty hours. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees." Mahinda screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES?????? "The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]

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