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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kpgunathilaka" data-source="post: 7646432" data-attributes="member: 164286"><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em> Question and answer for a laugh!</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: Both keep searching for new holes. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!! </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: The boy friend's hand. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Q: Secret of long life </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs</em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><span style="color: Red">Rep ++</span></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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