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<blockquote data-quote="DIRTY X" data-source="post: 60603" data-attributes="member: 96"><p>Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?</p><p>A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. </p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?</p><p>A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.</p><p></p><p>Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? </p><p>A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?</p><p>A: Because they are tired of using their own.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's common between men and video? </p><p>A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward...backward....forward... stop and eject.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?</p><p>A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. </p><p></p><p>Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?</p><p>A: A teabag.</p><p></p><p>Q: Who is a gynecologist ?</p><p>A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,where most people find pleasure. </p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DIRTY X, post: 60603, member: 96"] Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward...backward....forward... stop and eject. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. Q: Who is a gynecologist ? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,where most people find pleasure. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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