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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4341114" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">1.. Losing all your friends   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He shoots his friend and kills him.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife says <span style="color: Red">"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><u>2. Brother wanted   </u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Santa wrote back, <span style="color: red">"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: darkorchid"><u>3. Meaning of WIFE  </u> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife replies, <span style="color: red">"No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: darkorchid"><u>4. Importance of a period   </u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Kid: <span style="color: red">"Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: darkorchid"><u>5. Confident vs. confidential   </u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Dad says, <span style="color: red">"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "</span>   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: darkorchid"><u>6. Anger management? </u>  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife:<span style="color: red"> "I clean the toilet."   </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Husband: "How does that help?"   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife:<span style="color: red"> "I use your toothbrush </span>.." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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