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<blockquote data-quote="kumaramcr" data-source="post: 5304810" data-attributes="member: 1796"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: What is your date of birth?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: July fifteen.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: What year?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Every year.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: I forget.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How long has he lived with you?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Forty-five years.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And why did that upset you?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: My name is Susan.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And where was the location of the accident?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Approximately milepost 499.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And where is milepost 499?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Sir, what is your IQ?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: After the accident?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Before the accident.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes, sir.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: What did she say?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: What disco am I at?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Did he kill you?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How many times have you committed suicide?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And what were you doing at that time?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: She had three children, right?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How many were boys?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: None.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Were there any girls?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Yes.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>————————————————–</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: I went to Europe, Sir.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And you took your new wife?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: By death.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Can you describe the individual?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: He was about medium height and had a beard.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Was this a male, or a female?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Oral.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: Did you check for breathing?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>—————————————————</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Q: You were not shot in the fracas?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kumaramcr, post: 5304810, member: 1796"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"][B]Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year. ————————————————— Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ————————————————— Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten? ————————————————— Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ————————————————— Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ————————————————— Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. ————————————————— Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. ————————————————— Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. ————————————————— Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? ————————————————— Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? ————————————————— Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? ————————————————— Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ————————————————— Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? ————————————————— Q: Did he kill you? ————————————————— Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? ————————————————— Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? ————————————————— Q: How many times have you committed suicide? ————————————————— Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ————————————————— Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ————————————————— Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? ————————————————– Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you? A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife? ————————————————— Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ————————————————— Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? ————————————————— Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ————————————————— Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ————————————————— Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. ————————————————— Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ————————————————— Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? ————————————————— Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. ————————————————— Q: You were not shot in the fracas? A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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