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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ashab" data-source="post: 3449913" data-attributes="member: 39639">Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have? A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear. Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A. They're trying to get away from the noise. Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold? A: Catch it in the Winter! Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?A: Snooze-day! Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet? A: Glad to meteor! Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head? A: His feet were tired! Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?A: To get his teeth crowned!</blockquote>

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