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Message: <blockquote data-quote="zCexVe" data-source="post: 209610" data-attributes="member: 3878">BOY  : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavyGIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!  BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??  BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY  : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon?? BOY  : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,burning kiss?? TRACY    : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN       : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN       : NO, because you make me sick.WIFE       : You tell a man something, it goes in one                      ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in                    both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY  : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.                   What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.Girlfriend  : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend  : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are             no longer interested?" Pupil    : "A teacher". Teacher   : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil        : "The moon". Teacher   : "Why?" Pupil        : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives            us light only in the day time when we don't need it". Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam       : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam       : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam       : "She's a woman".Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,              what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers                 before eating?" Sam       : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".Teacher      : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry     tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student  :” Because George still had the axe in his hand."  Teacher         : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student   : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at  the same time." Patient :"What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor  :"One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of thedisease you have.           Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Waiter    : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer  : "What other colors do you have?" Kevin  : How old is your father?  Nick   : My father is so old that when he was in school,           history was called current affairs.Tom    : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"David  : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past           year's performance repeated".</blockquote>

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