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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ashab" data-source="post: 3449869" data-attributes="member: 39639">Q: What do monsters make with cars? A: Traffic JamQ: What do you call the elephant witch doctor? A: Mumbo JumboQ: Why did the pony cough? A: He was a little hoarse!Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? A: Have a baa - baa - cue!Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty? A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? A: In a Launch boxQ: What do you call the pub on Mars? A: A Mars Bar!Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom? A: I must have left the landing light onQ: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? A: Spatula!Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to go with!</blockquote>

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