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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 104162" data-attributes="member: 3234">Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.- Rest Area off I-84. Willington, Connecticut.If you can piss this high, join the fire department.- On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon.- Nathan's. Washington, D.C.Beauty is only a light switch away.- Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.- Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.- Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri.If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.- Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.You either make dust or you eat dust.- Arizona State University, Daniel E. Noble Science & Engineering Library. Tempe, Arizona.If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.- Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"- Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.Beware of limbo dancers.- On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub. Indianapolis, Indiana.Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job.- Women's Restroom. City View Tavern. Cincinnati, Ohio.I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.- Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. Burlington, Vermont.Hey, your karma just ran over my dogma.- Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri.Flush twice-It's a long way to the kitchen.- Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming. Laramie, Wyoming.God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?- The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.- The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.- Women's restroom, The Ice House. Wilmington, North Carolina.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.To do is to be.- DescartesTo be is to do.- VoltaireDo be do be do.- Frank Sinatra- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.Chris-Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything between us is over (completely). Please remember I love you!-Tori- On dollar bill F602225237.It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.- Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.Make love, not war.Hell, do both, get married!- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.God is dead.- NietzscheNietzsche is dead.- God- The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.I sold my expectations to reality and got ripped off.- The Underground. Blacksburg, Virginia.A word in the mouth is worth two from George Bush.I don't understand.That's okay, Dan.- H.L. Mencken's Cultured Pearl Restaurant and Bar. Baltimore, Maryland.If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.- Revolution Books. New York, New York.This bubble gum tastes like rubber.Yeah, but it lasts a long time.And it blows great bubbles.- Condom machine. Missoula, Montana.A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.JESUS SAVES!But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?- Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?- The Cellar Restaurant, Blacksburg, Virginia.My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.- Blueberry Hill. St. Louis, Missouri.Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh.- Port O'John, Acadia National Park, Maine.If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!- Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.- Men's restroom, The 400 bar. Minneapolis, Minnesota.I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality...but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse.- The Cellar Restaurant. Blacksburg, Virginia.If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.- Nathan's. Washington, D.C.Why do drunk men miss the toilet?Why do sober men?- South Main Cafe. Blacksburg, Virginia.Free the bound periodicals!- Library, Indiana University. Bloomington, Indiana.What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.- Men's restroom Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky.Hey Nike, I just did it!- Tastee Diner, Bethesda, Maryland.</blockquote>

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