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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 1553613" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Peter said, 'You died in yoursleep, Ralph.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>for. Send me back!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>that is as a chicken.'</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>home.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>How's your first day here?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Like I'm gonna explode!'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.'Don't tell me you've never</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>laid an egg before?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>'Never,' said Ralph.'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>rooster. 'It's no big deal.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!Ralph</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>head, and heard his wife shout.....</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shittin in the bed!'</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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