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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindasenarath" data-source="post: 1525839" data-attributes="member: 24442">>>When Bill Gates was in India some time back,he had a>>chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal behari vajpayee.>>After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal>>Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his>>writings.These are excerpts from his diary.>>>>Ramayana>>LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a>>PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. After a certain amount of>>time, he introduced four new tech Processors as his>>four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.>>>>RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.>>His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once>>when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12>>years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his>>successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was>>once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP>>COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the instigation of>>her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that>>her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to>>the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected>>demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,>>power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta>>insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved>>on LOGGING IN with his brother.>>>>The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the>>TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted>>by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,>>politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE>>CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.>>Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van,>>moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle>>MAR-icha. MAR-icha ; REPROGRAMED himself into the form>>of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the>>forest.Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,>>who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for>>LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM>>SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.>>Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from>>her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.>>>>RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing>>'C'ta all over he forest. They made friendship with>>the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his>>powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to>>help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use>>powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing>>'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the>>INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the>>birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB>>CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something>>about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but>>they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several>>other SEARCH techniques proved useless.>>>>Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to>>cross the seas at anastonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon>>Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing>>some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under>>a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to>>identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,>>'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS!>>_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile>>all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN>>and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But>>Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the>>VIRUS 'Fire'.>>>>Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and>>conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.>>RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on>>and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN>>(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful>>brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X>>gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the>>SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped>>out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM>>got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT>>WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS ! to all USERS>>and every one lived happily everafter</blockquote>

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