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Message: <blockquote data-quote="earthling" data-source="post: 1323889" data-attributes="member: 967">Guys here's a good review I found that really got the movie.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> RAMBO<img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d104/mattcale3/rambo4.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Tagline:“Heroes Never Die….They Just Reload.”Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence:Aging slab of beef butchers filthy Asians & Americans rejoice.Corpse Count:Holy mother of c***, 158 Commies (along with two dogs and a fish) are cooked, fried, and sent to the grave in so many twisted ways that this entry immediately becomes one of the most satisfying action films in years. In truth, it just might stand with the champions of the 1980s. Sure, there are lulls now and again, but as the film moves towards its inevitable conclusion, it becomes utterly impossible to keep up. And while most die by gunfire, there are frequent explosions that make an exact count tough at best. The LA Times suggests the count is closer to 236. perhaps we'll never know.Any good One-Liners ?:Nothing directly follows death, but Stallone gives us a gem: “When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.” Also, his “Live for nothing, or die for something” is another slice of raw meat for the kids, despite knowing that Rambo wouldn’t know a cause if it fell into his lap. Novelty Death:It might be easier to list those that weren’t novelties. Decapitations, eviscerations, mutilations, and the best -- people on fire -- defined this movie’s 93 minutes, and each one of them went straight to the funny bone. And yes, we witness a good mix of guns, knives, and arrows (it’s good to see that Rambo is still an expert with the bow after all these years), but it takes Rambo getting up close and personal to fully realize his powers. I mean, f*** almighty, he literally tears out a man’s throat! And then, by the end, he slashes the main bad guy so efficiently that his organs tumble to the rain-soaked ground. The bad guys also played ball this time around, as they had a game that involved forcing prisoners to run to the other end of a rice paddy while trying to avoid mines the military fucks had thrown in the shallow water. And let's not forget that children -- yes, the wee ones -- are heartlessly sliced before our very eyes!</blockquote>

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