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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Banks PLK" data-source="post: 10955856" data-attributes="member: 279320">Next  time when ur wife/ girl fren complains that you have not taken her to  any expensive place, take her to the nearest gas/petrol stationI  love walking in rain so that no1 can see my tears!" -"I love walking in the fog so that no1 can see me smoke!" I love walking in any season, because  petrol is now ??????Girl:"I'll  climb the talest mountain,swim the deepest ocean,walk on burning coal  just 4 you!"Boy:"so sweet.Can u  meet me now?"Girl:"Mad or what? Its  raining!"=)) A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace 4 their anniversary  & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 3 months !!Y ? Was d necklace fake  ?No, dat was d Deal<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />A  wife hit her husband with a frying pan.Husband: What was that  for..?Wife: I found a paper in your pocketwith the name Jenny on  it.Husband: I took part in a race last weeeand Jenny was the name of my  horse.Wife: Sorry..!Next day wife hit him with the frying pan  againHusband: What now..?Wife: Your horse is on the Phone ........Only 1 percent girls become wives of der lovers.the remaining 99 percent become passwords on FB</blockquote>

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