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Message: <blockquote data-quote="muznibwk" data-source="post: 5259291" data-attributes="member: 90308"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Pupil : The moon. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : Why? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Waiter : Would you like your coffee black. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Customer : What other colours do you have? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Pupil : Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher: Really. Who is it? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Pupil : Pardon. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and Stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Student : Brotherly love. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? " </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000">One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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