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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 18799" data-attributes="member: 212">Will of Amir al-Bakr the good follower of Quran:If everyone's hereAnd I'm surely am dead,Then please listen upDon't go jihading instead!Of my daughter KhadijahI order this mission:That your clitoris be cut off,In step with tradition.That you also be married when you turn eleven,And if you are being bad, then it will be seven,And your husband must waiveThe red sheets in the morningAs proof of prior pureness,Or you'll face a stoning!To my wife MufeedaOf the beaten, veiled variety:I ask you be beatenTo the fullest entirety!You might ask me whyI will answer here forth--A woman is nothingShe is but two cows' worth.And as a cow deservesTo be beaten into submission,Therefore, you as wellShall endure this condition.Don't worry, my wife,Did you not know me as kind?Therefore, I askThat the law be in mind--The beater must noteAccording to sharia, indeed,You can beat women senselessBut stop when they bleed!To my first son Masood--I heard that you're gay.Needless to say,That did not make my day.Therefore I order you dragged through the streets,For all your blasphemous and sickening deeds,Then I order you shotAs you cry for your life.How dare you be gay?You dishonor our tribe!To my next son Ahmed:My suicide beltBring a blast to the InfidelsThat they never have felt!Sneak into IsraelAnd hopefully killAs many infidelsAs in Allah's will!To my son Nawaz,I leave you my cashUnder the camel's crap--You will find my stash.With it, go to Pakistan,Where in the Madrassas,You'll learn to hate AmericansIn all of your classes.Specifically, in chemistry you shall be taughtAll the poisons and virii which humans have wrought.And it you shall let loose on American soilA chemical weapon that surely will spoilThose arrogant infidels' ignorant lives!Score one for Allah, for each one who dies!To my youngest son Abdul-My AK-47.May you kill many ChristiansAnd get into Heaven!Faisal, my brotherFor whom I have pride,I have bought you a Jihad passYour choice worldwide!You have your choice of countries,There you'll fight with AKs or stones,For our brothers have turned all these landsInto a terrorist war zones.Iraq, Turkey, and Pakistan,Algeria, Philippines, Afghanistan,Chechnya, Yemen, Kashmir, Palestine-Everywhere those pesky unbelievers are dyin'!And to my cousin IsaA lover of travel,I leave you a vacationSo you can unravel.Also, take time to observe with great prideThe progress of 1400 since our religion's arrived:Saudi Arabia, Syria, Egypt, Iran, to name few,All wonderful spots to vacation for you!Then there's my old, one legged uncle HajjuWho lost his leg while jihading the JewTo you, I leave my nice walking stickSo you can now hobble around lookin' slickAnd if you find a cartoonist who drew one of those picturesUse that walking stick to kill him according to our scripturesThat walking stick has, on top, an embedded knifeStick it in him and end his blaspheming life!Then there is my beloved great uncle EijazTwo teeth, no shoes, and great hatred he hasFor Christian, Jew, gay, and Baha'i,Europeans and Americans, he hopes they all die!And Israelis, specifically, he cannot standHe wishes to slaughter each last one with his hand.To Eijaz I leave my copy of "Elders of Zion"It's like a hate-filled drug that you can get high on.A historical truth about the wrath of the JewsKill them all, young and old, no time to loose!To my sister AishaOf impeccable merit:Take our mother's long veilSo now you can wear it!It hides all your body and shows just one eyeAnd if you undress it, then you should die.Moreover, if any deodorants or cosmeticsOn you are foundI demand that you stoned to deathWhile buried half in the ground.You may think me harshBu this be our lawBlessed be AllahHe hasn't a flaw.And finally to my female cousin InasI love you, but you have brought shame upon us!Last month you had sex with a man from the cityYou say you were raped, and if so, that's a pityBut now the family's honor is stained, and our custom is clearI call for an honor killing for you, my dear.A male member from our tribe that is nobleWill cut your throat for being so ignoble,And if from this "rape" it appears that you're with childWe'll make the punishment a little more mild:We'll wait nine months till the time after birthAnd then we'll stone you buried half-way in earth!Don't think of this as cruel, no, it's sublime -It's just like Mohammed did in his time!Mohammed, as you know, was Allah's Prophet, of courseAnd, indeed, what a glorious man he was -While preaching peace and coexistence, he killed every man, woman,and childWho found his rantings just a little bit wildHe married a six-year-old, no doubt the wedding was merryHe waited whole three years before popping her cherry!He raised women's rights and now they live so wellCovered in black burqas in a sweltering hellIn court, their word is half that of a maleHow happy they must be under that veil!They can't keep their kids if they have a divorce,Which is the husband's choice, since man's better, of course.Yes, Muslim women live better at Mohammed's behestI wonder why two-thirds are said to be depressed...I wish all my family joy and farewell!I have left a fair willFrom what I can tell.I've been a good Muslim--one can suffice,Thus, I'll meet you all one dayIn paradise!There, with seventy two virgins I'll beAnd they never age beyond thirty three!They're light-skinned and blue-eyed and their breasts are shapely,And I get to screw each and every, for free!There, alcohol flows,And you're allowed to partake,But you never get hangoversWhen you awakeAnd what's most amazing--This I'll admit--Is that I actually doBelieve in this shit!-The author has chosen not to sign his name to this rhyme / becausehe wishes to live out his time / without some crazy Muslims fromnear or afar / cutting offhis head with shouts of "allah u ahkbar!"</blockquote>

Verification: Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?

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