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<blockquote data-quote="babaarosh" data-source="post: 1408473" data-attributes="member: 55670"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Read this. Really Very funny </p><p></p><p>Hali Ela, (presently Speaker of Parliment) </p><p></p><p>W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalised his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara. </p><p></p><p>He had this programme in schools also to doctor initials. Wee Jay Moo once he had gone to a school armed with overhead projector - OHP... etc, dislodged the lady teacher and asked students thier names. </p><p></p><p>Here is a conversation that he had. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Oyage nama kiyanna. </p><p></p><p>Kid : "Mama L. B. Ratnayake". </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Putha L. B. kiyanne mokakda. </p><p></p><p>Kid : Loku Banda. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Meeta passay oya L.B. Ratnayake nemey, oya Lo Ba Ratnayake. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo: Putha kiyanna oyage sampoorna nama. </p><p></p><p>Kid : Mage nama Pulasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo: Putha, ada indala oyage nama . Pu Ka Ka Lu Fernando. </p><p></p><p>Another Kid : Sir mage nama K. N. Aberatne. K Kiyanna "Kumudu", N kiyanne "Nuwan". Kumudu Nuwan Aberatne. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Bohoma hondai puta, meeta passay oya Ku Nu Aberatne. </p><p></p><p>Anther student started crying... </p><p></p><p>Kid : Sir mage nama Yasitha Kosala Marasinghe.Yaluwo meeta passe ! mata kiyavi Ya Ko Marasinghe kiyala. </p><p></p><p>Likewise the whole class discribed the new names on a paper and then got it to the Over Head Projector. Then he remebered the teacher. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Aahh, guruthmiyage nama ahanna beriwunaney. </p><p></p><p>Teacher : H. K. M. D. Siriyawathie. </p><p></p><p>Wee Jay Moo : Nehe, ehema nevey, sampoorna nama kiyanna. </p><p></p><p>Teacher : HUnnasgiriya KAnkamam MUdiyanselage DAmayanthi Siriyawathie. </p><p></p><p>He tried out the new thing on a pa per and just in time realised what </p><p></p><p>a mess it would be on the Over Head Projector and said, </p><p></p><p>"Guruthumige nama parana vithiyata thiyamu".</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="babaarosh, post: 1408473, member: 55670"] :lol: Read this. Really Very funny Hali Ela, (presently Speaker of Parliment) W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalised his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara. He had this programme in schools also to doctor initials. Wee Jay Moo once he had gone to a school armed with overhead projector - OHP... etc, dislodged the lady teacher and asked students thier names. Here is a conversation that he had. Wee Jay Moo : Oyage nama kiyanna. Kid : "Mama L. B. Ratnayake". Wee Jay Moo : Putha L. B. kiyanne mokakda. Kid : Loku Banda. Wee Jay Moo : Meeta passay oya L.B. Ratnayake nemey, oya Lo Ba Ratnayake. Wee Jay Moo: Putha kiyanna oyage sampoorna nama. Kid : Mage nama Pulasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando Wee Jay Moo: Putha, ada indala oyage nama . Pu Ka Ka Lu Fernando. Another Kid : Sir mage nama K. N. Aberatne. K Kiyanna "Kumudu", N kiyanne "Nuwan". Kumudu Nuwan Aberatne. Wee Jay Moo : Bohoma hondai puta, meeta passay oya Ku Nu Aberatne. Anther student started crying... Kid : Sir mage nama Yasitha Kosala Marasinghe.Yaluwo meeta passe ! mata kiyavi Ya Ko Marasinghe kiyala. Likewise the whole class discribed the new names on a paper and then got it to the Over Head Projector. Then he remebered the teacher. Wee Jay Moo : Aahh, guruthmiyage nama ahanna beriwunaney. Teacher : H. K. M. D. Siriyawathie. Wee Jay Moo : Nehe, ehema nevey, sampoorna nama kiyanna. Teacher : HUnnasgiriya KAnkamam MUdiyanselage DAmayanthi Siriyawathie. He tried out the new thing on a pa per and just in time realised what a mess it would be on the Over Head Projector and said, "Guruthumige nama parana vithiyata thiyamu". :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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