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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eranda200" data-source="post: 1682677" data-attributes="member: 64422">Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers boughtonly one ticket between them.&#145;How are you going to travel on a single ticket?&#146; asked a lawyer.&#145;Wait and watch,&#146; answered one of the engineers.When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre eengineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortlyafter the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toiletdoor and asked, &#145;Ticket please.&#146; The door opened just a crack and a singlearm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and movedon. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To theirastonishment, the engineers didn&#146;t buy any. &#145;How are you going to travelwithout a ticket?&#146; asked one of the perplexed lawyers.&#145;Wait and watch,&#146; answered an engineer.In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyersinto another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got outof the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.He knocked on the door and said, &#145;Ticket, please.&#146;-------------------Maid: What do you want, sir?Visitor: I want to see your master.Maid: What&#146;s your business, please?Visitor: There is a bill...Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...Visitor: Which I have to pay him...Maid: And he returned this morning.-----------------Aforeign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At theRed Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years ittook to build.&#147;Twenty years,&#148; replied the guide.&#145;You Indians are a lazy lot,&#148; the tourist said. &#147;In my country, this could havebeen built in five.&#146;At Agra he admired the Taj&#146;s beauty and asked how many years it took tobuild.&#145;Only ten years,&#146; said the guide.The tourist retorted: &#145;You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildingsin two-and-a-half.&#146;In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could havebeen built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached theQutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied: &#145;I don&#146;tknow. It wasn&#146;t there yesterday evening.&#148;----------------------When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, heturned her down, saying: &#145;Your salary is already higher than that of thesecretary at the next desk. And she has five children.&#146;&#145;Excuse me,&#146; the efficient woman replied, &#145;I thought we got paid for what weproduce here&#151;not for what we produce at home in our own time.&#146;--------Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull camecharging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmlycontinued his milking.To everyone&#146;s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy,turned around and walked away . &#145;Weren&#146;t you afraid?&#146; one of the workersasked the boy.&#145;Not at all,&#146; the boy replied , &#145;I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.&#146;-----Apatient complains to a famous psychologist: &#145;Professor, I&#146;ve been havingterrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me.&#146;&#145;Who&#146;s been treating you until now?&#146;&#145;Dr Lal Rathor.&#145;&#145;I see. He&#146;s an idiot. I&#146;m curious to know what he advised you to do.&#146;&#145;To come and see you.&#146;------------i found these in an ebook....</blockquote>

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