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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fanfun" data-source="post: 852637" data-attributes="member: 52606">Real 911 callsDispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich .Dispatcher : Excuse me?Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchentable and when I came back from the bathroom, someone hadtaken a bite out of it.Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't havean eleven on it.Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-oneDispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the samething.Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only twominutes apartDispatcher: Is this her first child?Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!Dispatcher: 9-1-1Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?Caller: NoDispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?Caller: Running from the Police.</blockquote>

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