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<blockquote data-quote="fanfun" data-source="post: 852637" data-attributes="member: 52606"><p><strong>Real 911 calls</strong></p><p></p><p>Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?</p><p>Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner.</p><p>Dispatcher: Do you have an address?</p><p>Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?</p><p>Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich .</p><p>Dispatcher : Excuse me?</p><p>Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchentable and when I came back from the bathroom, someone hadtaken a bite out of it.</p><p>Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?</p><p>Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?</p><p>Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't havean eleven on it.</p><p>Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.</p><p>Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one</p><p>Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the samething.</p><p>Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?</p><p>Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only twominutes apart</p><p>Dispatcher: Is this her first child?</p><p>Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dispatcher: 9-1-1</p><p>Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.</p><p>Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?</p><p>Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.</p><p>Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?</p><p>Caller: No</p><p>Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?</p><p>Caller: Running from the Police.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fanfun, post: 852637, member: 52606"] [B]Real 911 calls[/B] Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchentable and when I came back from the bathroom, someone hadtaken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't havean eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the samething. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only twominutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. [/QUOTE]
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