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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5544741" data-attributes="member: 49393">Have you ever wondered what all call-center employees have to deal with. Read on  ... 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until thispoint?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click' on the top of my desk."------------------------- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"------------------------- 3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says 'Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: Please insert the "MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "Nooo..."------------------------- 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$------------------------- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"------------------------- 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one."------------------------- 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?"------------------------- 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."------------------------- 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium."------------------------- 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."------------------------- 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."------------------------- 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"------------------------- 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."------------------------- 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"------------------------- 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"------------------------- 16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem!All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech isfrustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is anundocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line "LOAD NOSMOKE.COM" at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you thefile. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.------------------------- 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: Please left click on start.... do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?</blockquote>

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