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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cking" data-source="post: 6565805" data-attributes="member: 264678">A guy dies while making love to his wife.  [FONT=&quot]A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The undertaker does as he is told. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]so she whispers in his ear, "It f***ing hurts doesn't it!"[/FONT]--------------------------------------------------------------- Three men go on holiday abroad together.  [FONT=&quot]The tourist office informs them that there [/FONT][FONT=&quot]is only one hotel in town with vacancies. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The lads go along there, only to be told by [/FONT][FONT=&quot]reception that there is just one available [/FONT][FONT=&quot]room left in the hotel. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]They are not keen, but as it is their only option, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"I dreamt I had the best wank last night." [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The guy on the left side says, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."[/FONT] ------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious [FONT=&quot]that his wife has the hump with him. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]He asks what is the matter. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and [/FONT][FONT=&quot]I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he [/FONT][FONT=&quot]tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name [/FONT][FONT=&quot]of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]asking her what the matter was now, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]she replied "Your horse phoned."[/FONT] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman starts dating a doctor.  [FONT=&quot]Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The doctor says to the woman, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"Do you think it will work?" she asks.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" />[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"You gave birth to a child!". [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"But that's impossible!" says the priest. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]One day, he sits the boy down and says, [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The son says, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]"What do you mean, you're not my father?" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The priest replies, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.". <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />[/FONT]</blockquote>

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