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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 48293" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher :What happened in 1869?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Student:Gandhi ji was born.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher :What happened in 1873?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Student:Gandhiji was four years old.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>*******</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Question:What is the fullform of maths.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>****</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Student:A holiday</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>*****</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher :Why?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>********</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher: How old is ur father.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Sunny:As old as I am.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher:How is it possible?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Sunny:He became father only after I was born.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>*******</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>STUDENT:32 yrs.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher:How do you know?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>*******</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher: Where does God live?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher: Why do you say that?</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>********</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher:"What is your name?".</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."</em></strong></span></span></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Student:"My name is Sunlight." </em></strong></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left">*******</p><p></em></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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