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<blockquote data-quote="Novindu" data-source="post: 5530" data-attributes="member: 718"><p>Q: What is your date of birth? </p><p>A: July fifteenth. </p><p>Q: What year? </p><p>A: Every year. </p><p></p><p>Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? </p><p>A: Yes. </p><p>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? </p><p>A: I forget. </p><p>Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? </p><p></p><p>Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? </p><p>A: Oral. </p><p></p><p>Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you. </p><p>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. </p><p>Q: How long has he lived with you? </p><p>A: Forty-five years. </p><p></p><p>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? </p><p>A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?'' </p><p>Q: And why did that upset you? </p><p>A: My name is Susan. </p><p></p><p>Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. </p><p></p><p>Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? </p><p>A: We both do. </p><p>Q: Voodoo? </p><p>A: We do. </p><p>Q: You do? </p><p>A: Yes, voodoo. </p><p></p><p>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? </p><p></p><p>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? </p><p></p><p>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? </p><p></p><p>Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? </p><p>Q: Did he kill you? </p><p></p><p>Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? </p><p>Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide? </p><p></p><p>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? </p><p>A: Yes. </p><p>Q: And what were you doing at that time? </p><p></p><p>Q: She had three children, right? </p><p>A: Yes. </p><p>Q: How many were boys? </p><p>A: None. </p><p>Q: Were there any girls? </p><p></p><p>Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? </p><p>A: Yes. </p><p>Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? </p><p></p><p>Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? </p><p>A: I went to Europe, sir. </p><p>Q: And you took your new wife? </p><p></p><p>Q: How was your first marriage terminated? </p><p>A: By death. </p><p>Q: And by whose death was it terminated? </p><p></p><p>Q: Can you describe the individual? </p><p>A: He was about medium height and had a beard. </p><p>Q: Was this a male, or a female? </p><p></p><p>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your atorney? </p><p>A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. </p><p></p><p>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? </p><p>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. </p><p>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? </p><p>A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. </p><p>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Novindu, post: 5530, member: 718"] Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?'' Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Did he kill you? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, sir. Q: And you took your new wife? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your atorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. [/QUOTE]
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