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<blockquote data-quote="zed" data-source="post: 1708075" data-attributes="member: 68213"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question : "<a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "tea please"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer : "Ceylon tea "</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" </span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "white"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "With milk "</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "With cow milk please.</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "With sugar"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "Cane sugar "</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "Mineral water"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"</span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Answer: "I'll rather die of </span></a>thirst</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zed, post: 1708075, member: 68213"] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [COLOR=#0D0D0D]Question : "[URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/reason-why-never-visit-a-5*-hotel.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar " Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'll rather die of [/COLOR][/URL]thirst[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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