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Message: <blockquote data-quote="swisshits" data-source="post: 2824843" data-attributes="member: 100589">TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your herd multiplies and the economy  grows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You retire on the  income.</li> </ul>INDIAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You sell one to overcome  debts.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You worship the  other.</li> </ul>PAKISTAN ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You dont have any cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You claim that the Indian cows belong to  you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You ask the US for financial  aid,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">China for military aid,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">British for Warplanes,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Italy for machines,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Germany for technology,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">French for submarines,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Switzerland for loans,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Russiafor drugs</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Japan for equipment.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You buy the cows with all  this</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">And claim exploitation by the  world.</li> </ul>AMERICAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You sell one and force the other to  produce the milk of four cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You profess surprise when the cow drops  dead.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You put the blame on some nation with  cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You wage a war to save the world and grab  the cows.</li> </ul>FRENCH  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You go on strike because you want three  cows.</li> </ul>GERMAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You re-engineer them so that they live  for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.</li> </ul>BRITISH ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">They are both mad  cows.</li> </ul>ITALIAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't know where they  are.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You break for  lunch.</li> </ul>SWISS  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have 5000 cows, none of which belong  to you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You charge others for storing  them.</li> </ul>JAPANESE  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You redesign them so that they are  one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the  milk.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You then create cute cartoon cow images  called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.</li> </ul>RUSSIAN ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them and learn you have five  cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them again and learn you have  42 cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them again and learn you have  17 cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You give up counting and open another  bottle of vodka.</li> </ul>CHINESE  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have 300 people milking  them.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You claim full employment, high bovine  productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual  numbers.</li> </ul>SINGAPOREECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Believe you have a brilliant  government</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Need to hire foreign talents to manage  your cows</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You lost all your  cows.</li> </ul>AFRICAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You ride over it bcz you have no  transport, you rest on its shadow bcz you have no shelter, you cover behind it  bcz you have no security.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">But the cows leave you bcz you never feed  them, since you yourselves were not fed since years!</li> </ul>MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You give permission to US & British  to make military bases & protect the cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">They kill & eat the cows & return  only the bone's, saying it was a mistake & promises to give two F16 fighter  jet's in return!</li> </ul>SRI LANKAN  ECONOMICS <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You exchange them for two  Bulls.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You make one the President and the other  the Leader of the Opposition!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">and they eat the country instead of  eating grass.. !!</li> </ul></blockquote>

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