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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Martin" data-source="post: 367644" data-attributes="member: 2596">RELATIONSHIP MATHEMATICS    bullet    Smart man + smart woman = romancebullet    Smart man + dumb woman = affairbullet    Dumb man + smart woman = marriagebullet    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC    bullet    Smart boss + smart employee = profitbullet    Smart boss + dumb employee = productionbullet    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotionbullet    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATH     bullet    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.bullet    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS    bullet    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.bullet    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.bullet    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.bullet    A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS    bullet    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.bullet    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.LONGEVITY     Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.MEMORY     Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.APPEARANCE     bullet    Men wake up as good-looking (or ugly) as they went to bed.bullet    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.PROPENSITY TO CHANGE     bullet    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.bullet    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she doesDISCUSSION TECHNIQUE     bullet    A woman has the last word in any argument.bullet    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.COMPREHENSION     There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman :bullet    before marriage andbullet    after marriage.HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED     bullet    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, cackling and poking me in the ribs, telling me, "You're next."bullet    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.MARRIAGE, BEFORE AND AFTER     bullet    Before marriage, man yearns for the woman of his dreams.  After marriage, the "y" is silent</blockquote>

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