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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chathupatiya" data-source="post: 9260092" data-attributes="member: 48903">Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.  Different Phases of a man:After engagement: SupermanAfter Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: WatchmanAfter 20 years: Doberman------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;and the book is titled: "What Women Want!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Q: Why dogs don't marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,"I've found a man just like father!"Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"   </blockquote>

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