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<blockquote data-quote="dxxcxxxx" data-source="post: 3224000" data-attributes="member: 126948"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Madam: I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore .</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dxxcxxxx, post: 3224000, member: 126948"] [SIZE=5]Madam: I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot. I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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