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<blockquote data-quote="chinthakapathir" data-source="post: 4831049" data-attributes="member: 39276"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Hi All,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">This is a Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">in 2009 also.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Because of your kindness:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">removing toilet stains.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">with AIDS.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">cause cancer...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Singapore and Tokyo.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">sick from the rat faeces and urine..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">she's been 7 since 1993...)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">someone else)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chinthakapathir, post: 4831049, member: 39276"] [SIZE="6"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Hi All, This is a Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails: I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also. Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer... * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.. * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...) * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $. * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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