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<blockquote data-quote="nwnbs" data-source="post: 5086522" data-attributes="member: 12480">A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; boss walked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; into the office one morning not knowing that his&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; zipper was down, and his fly wide open.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; His&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; secretary walked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; up to him and said, 'Boss this morning when you&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; left your house, did you close&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; your&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; garage-door?' This&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; When he was about done with his&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; paper-work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; was not zipped up! He&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; zipped it up and remembering what his secretary&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; had told him, finally understood. Then went out to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ask for a cup of coffee from&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; his secretary. When&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; he reached her desk, he said, 'When you saw the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; garage-door open did you see my Jaguar parked in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; there?' The&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I didn't. All&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I saw was a Mini cooper with 2 flat&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tires!'.....&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; she got fired!!!!!&nbsp; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="nwnbs, post: 5086522, member: 12480"] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B]A boss [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B]walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B] His secretary [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B]walked up to him and said, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B]your garage-door?' [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B] This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper-work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up! [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B]He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. Then went out to ask for a cup of coffee[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B] from his secretary. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B] When he reached her desk, he said, 'When you saw the garage-door open did you see my Jaguar parked in there?' [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B] The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=6][FONT=Verdana][B]All I saw was a Mini cooper with 2 flat tires!'[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][B] ..... she got fired!!!!! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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