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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 218569" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="color: Indigo">A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">than 5 times a month!" </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">YOU say to that?!" </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo">Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!" </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But </span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Indigo">ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 218569, member: 2962"] [COLOR=Indigo]A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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