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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 855965" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><p style="text-align: center">One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.</p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 855965, member: 27281"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Magenta"][CENTER]One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.[/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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