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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 855965" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><p style="text-align: center">One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.</p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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