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Message: <blockquote data-quote="meebo.ts" data-source="post: 1671823" data-attributes="member: 27412">This a good one...Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, andthe first thing he sees is a couple of aspirinsand a glass of water on the side table.He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,all clean and ironed out.Martin looks around theroom and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table."Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to goshopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sureenough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating.Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunkand delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in thehallway, and gave yourself a black eye when youstumbled into the door."Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in orderand so clean, and breakfast is on the table waitingfor me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom draggedyou to the bedroom, and when she tried to take yourclothes n shoes off, you said,"Lady leave mealone! I'm married!-----------------------------</blockquote>

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