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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 123412" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><em><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Smart man + smart woman = romance</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Smart man + dumb woman = affair</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ _________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>OFFICE ARITHMETIC </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Smart boss + smart employee = profit</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Smart boss + dumb employee = production </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ ________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>SHOPPING MATH </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ ________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ ________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>HAPPINESS </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ _________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>LONGEVITY </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ _________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ ________ </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>  </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A woman has the last word in any argument.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>____________ _________ ________  </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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