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Message: <blockquote data-quote="virtualzin" data-source="post: 643849" data-attributes="member: 13607"><p><strong>Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>  A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: Blue">I thought that I could love no other</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Until, that is, I met your brother.</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. </span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Oh loving beauty you float with grace</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">If only you could hide your face</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">This describes everything you are not</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I want to feel your sweet embrace </span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">But don't take that paper bag off of your face </span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Marrying you screwed up my life </span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I see your face when I am dreaming.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">That's why I always wake up screaming </span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">My love, you take my breath away.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">What have you stepped in to smell this way </span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">My feelings for you no words can tell,</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Except for maybe "go to hell"</span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">What inspired this amorous rhyme?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Two parts vodka, one part lime</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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