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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4308576" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The first day of school was going good for the new teacher and in an attempt to "break the ice" with the little second graders, she began to ask each student what their fathers did for a living.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Mary, what does your father do?" asked the teacher.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Mary replied, "My dad is a mailman".</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"That's great Mary. Every town needs a mailman to deliver the mail," said the teacher.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Nancy, what does your father do? asked the teacher again.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, he is a mechanic", replied Nancy.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"That is really great Nancy we need mechanics like your father to keep our cars running," said the teacher.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Looking in the back of the room she spotted a rather sad looking Johnny. "And, Johnny, what does your daddy do?" asked the teacher.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"W-well, my daddy died last summer", said Johnny in a broken voice.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher really felt bad and wondered how she could get herself out of this one. "Well, I'm ah, really, um, am sorry to hear about your daddy Johnny," stammered the teacher. "What did your daddy do before he died?" she asked.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Johnny calmly replied, "Well, he turned blue, then he shit in his pants."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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