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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jay25" data-source="post: 5208107" data-attributes="member: 158775"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">good memory.. I don't remember what I chose.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she  objects.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard  feelings....'</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">to men - 'don't' and 'stop',</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">(unless they  are used together.)</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">..Try Weakly.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">8. Virginity can be cured!</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">....you'd better have a good hand.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small..</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A: The same thing as a French kiss,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">....only down under.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A: Breasts don't have eyes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">many men still sleep with their wives!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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