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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3808002" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Have you  heard of our Santa and Banta applying to a medical school to become a  doctor?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Needless to  say he never made it. You know why?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">These are the  answers he wrote in his entrance exam.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344">  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Antibody -  against everyone</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Artery - The study of the paintings.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Bacteria - back door  to a cafeteria.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cesarean section - a district in Rome.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cardiology -  advance study of poker playing.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cat scan - searching for lost  kitty.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Chronic - neck of a crow.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Coma - punctuation mark.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cortisone -  area around local court.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cyst - short for sister.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Diagnosis - person with  slanted nose.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dislocation - in  this place.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Enema - not a friend.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Fake  labour - pretending to work.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Genes - blue denim.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Hernia - she is close  by.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Impotent - distinguished/well known.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Labour pain - hurt at  work.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Lactose - people without toes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Lymph - walk unsteadily.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Microbes  - small dressing gown.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Obesity - city of Obe.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Pacemaker - winner of Nobel  peace prize.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Proteins - in favor of teens.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Pulse - grain.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Pus - small  cat.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Red blood count - Dracula.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Secretion - hiding anything.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Tablet -  small table.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Ultrasound - radical noise.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #d16587"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #4a4344"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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